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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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