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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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