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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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