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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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