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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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