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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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