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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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