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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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