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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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