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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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