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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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