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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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