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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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