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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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