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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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