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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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