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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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