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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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