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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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