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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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