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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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