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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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