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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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