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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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