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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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