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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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