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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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