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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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