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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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