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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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