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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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