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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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