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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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