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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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