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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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