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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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