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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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