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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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