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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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