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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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