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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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