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Pet death
My
mother
had their beloved pet
gerbil 🐹
Millie
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮
a venomous snake 🐍
a hyena 🐺
a cow 🐮
a bear 🐻
a warthog 🐗
a rhinoceros 🦏
a lion 🦁
a cheetah 😺
an elephant 🐘
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