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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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