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Pet death
My
mother
had their beloved pet
gerbil 🐹
Rt Hon
Stink
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡
a cow 🐮
a bear 🐻
a wild boar 🐗
a venomous snake 🐍
a cheetah 😺
a velociraptor 🦖
a rhinoceros 🦏
a hyena 🐺
a tiger 🐯
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