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Pet death
My
mother
had their beloved pet
gerbil 🐹
Dr
Stink
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺
a hyena 🐺
a bear 🐻
a cow 🐮
a venomous snake 🐍
a rhinoceros 🦏
an elephant 🐘
a wild boar 🐗
a warthog 🐗
an ostrich 🐦
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