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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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