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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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