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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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