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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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