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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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