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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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