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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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