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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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