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Pet death
My
mother
had their beloved pet
gerbil 🐹
Professor
Snuffles
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁
a velociraptor 🦖
a cow 🐮
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
an ostrich 🐦
a venomous snake 🐍
a wild boar 🐗
an elephant 🐘
a hyena 🐺
a bear 🐻
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