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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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