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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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