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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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