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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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