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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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