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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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