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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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