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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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