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Pet death
My
mother
had their beloved pet
gerbil 🐹
Mr
Snuffles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
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a velociraptor 🦖
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a crocodile 🐊
a lion 🦁
a hyena 🐺
a rhinoceros 🦏
a venomous snake 🐍
a cheetah 😺
a turkey 🦃
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