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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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