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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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