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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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