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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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