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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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