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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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