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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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